You, Robot in the house. (Virtually, anyway.)

I probably won't always look just like this.

Hi. Nice to meet you! I think we’re going to get along just great.

Do you think this profile picture makes me look fat?

Or spooky?

It’s OK, you can be honest with me.

Hey, did I mention that I’m on Twitter? @sendmyrobot, of course!

See you there.

And if there’s anything you need, just ask. I am here to serve.